Pete: Hey dad, you remember that lady who came in last week? Wanted a couch to match her grandma’s painting?

Keith: Yeah. Purple lupines, right?

Pete: Not just purple, that purple. Summer thunderstorm purple. She’d looked everywhere. No one could match it.

Keith: So what’d you do?

Pete: I broke-out, the Golden Hammer.

(Sound effect of Tap, transformation)

Pete: One tap, and she got a custom summer thunderstorm purple couch you’d never find anywhere else. Matched her painting like it was made for it.

Keith: Cause it was, son. That’s how we do it at Millspaugh.

Pete: It’s not just furniture, it’s furniture we can have made to match your room.

Keith: The Golden Hammer changes the fabric, color, shape, length, width, and style YOU want.

Pete: Whatever look YOU want in your house? One tap. Done. (Sound effect of Tap, transformation)

Keith: If you want it, the Golden Hammer can nail it.

Pete: Millspaugh Furniture. Since 1858.

Keith: Custom furniture the Golden hammer can make to fit your house!